Did you know...

That Cuba has a Chinatown? I didn't. I learned that right now while I'm avoiding me math work. They have an entire Chiantown district in Havana. Amazing! Them internets are great! I also just learned that Marie Antionette was killed in 1793, but was not buried until 1815. What did they do with her remains until 1815? Disgusting...

Sophomore Daisy is doing hard time on the computer next to me. Apparently, she committed a terrible crime, and Dean of Students gave her responsibilty DVD's to watch. I'd rather be doing hard time than my goddam math.

I'm seeing Glasses later. He's cool. George mentioned him in an earlier post. George and I both are cheating on each other and neither of us mind. We have an open marriage.

Butters wants me to put her in today's post. She changed her location on moodle from good ol' America to the Sandwich Islands. Her reason? "Because I am a women."

Yes you are, Butters.

-Georgia.

It's Black History Month

I just wanted to let everyone know.
Please subscribe to blacknews.com.

-Georgia.

Ke$ha doesn't suck

Dyke Ficus gave me a Ke$ha CD. We were listenig to it in her car. I've got to admit, she doesn't totally suck dick, but she's no Donna Summer. It's quite fem. There's something about a dude with a vag that I sort of understand, but not really.

It's a tremendously beautiful day today. Dyke and I went to get burrito(s) with the best fucking hot sauce in the world. Then we went to Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills. It was the perfect day to go to the cemetary! The sun was shining and the grass was green. I guess the dead people were fertilizing it.

Bonsai Ficus is partying in Vegas. I hope she wakes up in Vegas.

-Georgia.

P.S. Dyke and I paid for barely a gallon of gas in change. It was the ghettoest thing we've ever done.

The 70th Post

Hello seamen-

I have not blogged in quite some time and felt it apropro to do so now. It is my role model's birthday today. She would have been 93. Her name is Ida Lupino and she was one of the first female directors in Hollywood. She's also very good looking which is the most important part.

The mister and I are doing well. I put up a photograph of a ficus on an empty bulletin board at school. It stayed up only one period. Jazz Hands Pattison wrote "thug life" on it. I'm proud. George and I also have the pleasure of having the last class of the day with Titties Ficus. She's a blast to have a class with. We watch movies and she touches herself. She fits right into the Ficus Family.

The Ficus Family? The new Manson Family?

-Georgia.

Going Back

I love google-ing people. I love listening to Eminem and talking to My Other Half. I don't understand people as much as I thought I did. On the news, "stripper shortage" actually made it. wow. Stripper shortages made the news...it had it's own segment. crazy shit right?

Miss Georgia Ficus had a good date on saturday. Good for her, I want her to be happy and have fun. (off topic)

I read another blog today. All I got to say to that is, Thank God I don't just sit on my ass and wallow in my misery.

George

Hello fellow Ficus'ss's's's's's

Georgia is currently taking her spanish final. I don't have a language final so I'm sitting in the computer lab waiting for a certain someone to text me back. This morning I was awakened by Unspecified Older Sister Ficus at 7:03. Apparently we were to leave in FIVE minutes, and NO LATER. I was slightly pissed simply because that is my general state of being. My zen, mixed with her negative energy was not helpful.

I arrived at school a short 15 minutes later. Georgia was talking to Lady Behrens and that helped restore order. On the plus side, I'm not in AP spanish. Then again, I wont get into an IV league school.

Praise Jesus

George

Hello Ficus Followers!
This is Georgia's co-anchor speaking! I am new to the whole blog thing so please bare with me. I was chillin' with Georgia and reading her and George's blog when she exclaimed "Write something." I was like "ok!" So here I am writing you faithful followers a little post. School's about to start. Unfortunately. School sometimes is a little boring. Actually, it is a lot of boring. But I can deal with it because it goes by fast. George just came in the computer lab and is wearing a penguin blanket. It is really cute. Georgia and George just left and left me to finish the post. Great. I really don't know what to say except keep reading "The Ficus Daily." And tell other people about it as well! Ms. Georgia was very pleased and excited to find out that she had the grand total of 9 followers! It may not be a lot but we will take what we can get! The bell is about to ring so I better get going. Have a happy Monday and a good rest of the week.

Always,
Co anchor Alessia.