Wednesday, April 28, 2010
GEORGIA IS CHEWING HER PEN AND IT'S DISGUSTING.. EW EW EW EW EW EW
Shasta got a new cat. Her name is Lola, Lourdes, Bogan.. She is a russian cat. Rightfully, they got her off of craig's list and she was probably stollen from a breeder. Getting this russian feline was more like a drug deal than an actual purchase.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Georgia and I decided our level...
We could share deodorant, socks, toothbrushes, clothes, food, soda *dr pepper*
We could : go to nude beaches while trusting that the other isn't looking past your shoulders, change in front of eachother, be bride's maids, play MJ at eachother's wedding, write books together, drive to San Fran, go thrift store shopping, get tattoos together, have our babies marry each other to make more perfect humans, get mani/pedis...
Georgia and I have a friendship that is closer than most. We are so close, we might actually hate each other somehow. You see, Georgia can strut, but I can do "Blue Steel". Together, we make a perfect pair of ficuses.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
I was walking home with Andrea today, when some dude drove by us and stopped right infront of us. It ended up being my friend Nick from elementary school. We sropped off Andrea and hit up Mickey D's. Then we sat in his trunk.
I talked to this lovely freshlady today. She's smart and funny and sounds like me when she talks. I love her.
It's a wonderful day in Ficus world because Mr. George is going to be president or vice prez of gaming company with Chellee next year! I think it's lame, but I'm proud of him.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Today during class, my teacher talked about the elasticity if vaginal canals. We are in conceptual physics. My history teacher wasn't there. The computer teacher took over the class.
During Spanish, I was in improv.
Life is full of contradictions.
Next Friday we have freedress.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
We had an assembly on sexting and cyber bullying.Summary of assembly:
Thou shalt not sext
Thou shalt not take pictures and email them
Creepy men are the only men
You will get killed for owning a facebook.
Thou shalt not ever be safe even though thou thinks
The government will prosectute... But it's never happened in California. So don't move to the east coast.
Georgia and I were saddened.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Today during Spaglish, a massive bird flew into the window and exploded. I didn't look at it, but I heard that it was bleeding from the mouth and it's chest broke open.
MOMENT OF SILENCE.
My break was really fantastic. Me and mama Mary spent a lot of time together. I walked in a march yesterday for equal social security benefits for same-sex couples. WHAT DO WE WANT? EQUAL RIGHTS! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NOW!!!!!!!!!!! It went well. I got a lock and helmet for Virginia, dyed my hair black (I look like Snow White), saw Kip, hottubbbbbbed and went on the train every day.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Georgia blushes when you say panties. I "blush" when you say nipple.
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