We need More FOLLOWERS

No, we aren't a cult.... We just need more followers.. what's a blog with only 4 frickin followers? That's hurtfull. Georgia and I are sitting in Religion. We are supposed to be googling Muhammad and Islam but... the blog is more important than that.
GEORGIA IS CHEWING HER PEN AND IT'S DISGUSTING.. EW EW EW EW EW EW

Shasta got a new cat. Her name is Lola, Lourdes, Bogan.. She is a russian cat. Rightfully, they got her off of craig's list and she was probably stollen from a breeder. Getting this russian feline was more like a drug deal than an actual purchase.

What level are you on?

Georgia and I decided our level...

We could share deodorant, socks, toothbrushes, clothes, food, soda *dr pepper*
We could : go to nude beaches while trusting that the other isn't looking past your shoulders, change in front of eachother, be bride's maids, play MJ at eachother's wedding, write books together, drive to San Fran, go thrift store shopping, get tattoos together, have our babies marry each other to make more perfect humans, get mani/pedis...
Georgia and I have a friendship that is closer than most. We are so close, we might actually hate each other somehow. You see, Georgia can strut, but I can do "Blue Steel". Together, we make a perfect pair of ficuses.

Georgia speaking:

George and I decided that we will make tons of copies of this adorable picture of us and give them to people for their birthdays.

Happy 4.21

Hello blogettes.
I was walking home with Andrea today, when some dude drove by us and stopped right infront of us. It ended up being my friend Nick from elementary school. We sropped off Andrea and hit up Mickey D's. Then we sat in his trunk.
I talked to this lovely freshlady today. She's smart and funny and sounds like me when she talks. I love her.
It's a wonderful day in Ficus world because Mr. George is going to be president or vice prez of gaming company with Chellee next year! I think it's lame, but I'm proud of him.
Mazel, George.
-Georgia.

I have an illness and the only cure is... MORE BLOG!!

Today during class, my teacher talked about the elasticity if vaginal canals. We are in conceptual physics. My history teacher wasn't there. The computer teacher took over the class.
During Spanish, I was in improv.
Life is full of contradictions.
Next Friday we have freedress.

-George Ficus

Juniors

We watched The Office today in history. We made history in history. We declared that I was Dwight. Georgia is Angela. Tomorrow is the dumb registration thingy. No one knows what is going on. I was just frazzled.

Georgia is sexy.
-George Ficus

Mister Brain

I'm watching Freaks and Geeks. I really really enjoy it. Too bad it only had one season.

I signed up for AP U.S. History and British Literature Honors for next year. I'm very excited. If I saw my classes for junior year when I was a freshperson, I would have died. I guess I'm moving up in the world. Thanks, brain.

What should I name my brain? Julis, Albert, Jesus? My brain is male, by the way.

-Georgia.

Thou Shalt Not Sext

We had an assembly on sexting and cyber bullying.Summary of assembly:

Thou shalt not sext

Thou shalt not take pictures and email them

Creepy men are the only men

You will get killed for owning a facebook.

Thou shalt not ever be safe even though thou thinks

The government will prosectute... But it's never happened in California. So don't move to the east coast.
Georgia and I were saddened.
--George

Welcome Back

Hey bitches. We took last week off.

SO...
Today during Spaglish, a massive bird flew into the window and exploded. I didn't look at it, but I heard that it was bleeding from the mouth and it's chest broke open.
MOMENT OF SILENCE.

My break was really fantastic. Me and mama Mary spent a lot of time together. I walked in a march yesterday for equal social security benefits for same-sex couples. WHAT DO WE WANT? EQUAL RIGHTS! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NOW!!!!!!!!!!! It went well. I got a lock and helmet for Virginia, dyed my hair black (I look like Snow White), saw Kip, hottubbbbbbed and went on the train every day.

-Georgia.

Happy spring break.

Today during the mass, Georgia and I decided to play rock paper scissors. I won. Shasta drcided to play me. So, she played, Georgia and I noticed that she wasn't even looking at our game and just followed the motions.
Georgia blushes when you say panties. I "blush" when you say nipple.
Chaka Kahn Chaka Kahn
-George Ficus