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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Did you know...


That Cuba has a Chinatown? I didn't. I learned that right now while I'm avoiding me math work. They have an entire Chiantown district in Havana. Amazing! Them internets are great! I also just learned that Marie Antionette was killed in 1793, but was not buried until 1815. What did they do with her remains until 1815? Disgusting...

Sophomore Daisy is doing hard time on the computer next to me. Apparently, she committed a terrible crime, and Dean of Students gave her responsibilty DVD's to watch. I'd rather be doing hard time than my goddam math.

I'm seeing Glasses later. He's cool. George mentioned him in an earlier post. George and I both are cheating on each other and neither of us mind. We have an open marriage.

Butters wants me to put her in today's post. She changed her location on moodle from good ol' America to the Sandwich Islands. Her reason? "Because I am a women."
Yes you are, Butters.
-Georgia.

Monday, February 7, 2011

It's Black History Month

I just wanted to let everyone know.
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-Georgia.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Ke$ha doesn't suck


Dyke Ficus gave me a Ke$ha CD. We were listenig to it in her car. I've got to admit, she doesn't totally suck dick, but she's no Donna Summer. It's quite fem. There's something about a dude with a vag that I sort of understand, but not really.


It's a tremendously beautiful day today. Dyke and I went to get burrito(s) with the best fucking hot sauce in the world. Then we went to Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills. It was the perfect day to go to the cemetary! The sun was shining and the grass was green. I guess the dead people were fertilizing it.


Bonsai Ficus is partying in Vegas. I hope she wakes up in Vegas.
-Georgia.

P.S. Dyke and I paid for barely a gallon of gas in change. It was the ghettoest thing we've ever done.

Friday, February 4, 2011

The 70th Post


Hello seamen-


I have not blogged in quite some time and felt it apropro to do so now. It is my role model's birthday today. She would have been 93. Her name is Ida Lupino and she was one of the first female directors in Hollywood. She's also very good looking which is the most important part.
The mister and I are doing well. I put up a photograph of a ficus on an empty bulletin board at school. It stayed up only one period. Jazz Hands Pattison wrote "thug life" on it. I'm proud. George and I also have the pleasure of having the last class of the day with Titties Ficus. She's a blast to have a class with. We watch movies and she touches herself. She fits right into the Ficus Family.
The Ficus Family? The new Manson Family?
-Georgia.

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Georgia and George Ficus have a long history together. We would like to share our lives with the world of bloggers. ENJOY WORLD. Love, George and Georgia Ficus